Duck Hunting in Wisconsin

Subject: FW: Duck Hunting
Do not do this
Arlis Minter wrote: May none of the hunters among you make this mistake! Funny how much trouble a split second decision can make, and costly too!TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSINABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.
A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly paymentsof $860.00).He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course all of thelakes are frozen. These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course thenew NAVIGATOR. They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on.
Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce. So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite witha short 40 second- fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, alongwith the Navigator), decide on the following course of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG???
Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained black Lab used forRETRIEVING, especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stickof dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice. The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins intheir necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop.
The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming. Onehunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog! The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop ablack Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused then continues on.
Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator. The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under thetruck and takes off after his master.
Then""""""""""BOOOOOOOOOOOOM""""""""""!!!!The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leavingthe two idiots standing there with...... "I can't believe this justhappened" looks on their faces.
The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. He still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments... The dog is okay...
Newspaper item from Wisconsin.